sugar baby

A (usually) young woman found on sites like www.sugarchance.com

My sugar baby took all my money now I'm bankrupt

by JaneRRRRR January 7, 2022

baby cabbage

old man's sack. also known as his shlong

this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage

by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007

Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act

You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.

by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021

Baby Worthy

A member of the opposite sex who has enough attractive physical characteristics to make them a prime candidate for reproduction.

K: Oh man, I just hooked up with this guy & I think I really like him..

S: Yeah, but is he baby worthy?

K: Hell no! He's not THAT kind of hot.

by spaysi June 4, 2009

Baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with alfredo noodles in her mouth and the man provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter

We were having chicken alfredo for dinner and I turned it into baby alfredo!!

by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017

baby bazoo

a baby's penis

Woah! Your Willy looks like a baby bazoo!

by rstaxpain June 11, 2017

propaganda baby

A first child who is so adorable, mild mannered, and easy to care for that they trick their parents and other adults in their life into having more children, only for it to be revealed that most children are considerably more difficult to care for

"We thought parenting was super easy, but it turns out that Betty was a propaganda baby."

"I know meeting Cole has your uterus revving, but be careful - he's a propaganda baby "

by helenasue January 6, 2024