kickin baby syndrome

When an infant is repeatedly kicked untill an unconcious state is reached, then continued untill fatility occurs.

Mary is in jail... she went all kickin baby syndrome on her daughter last night.

by Dr. TNT March 25, 2012

Baby Sniffles

The feeling you get when you are ready to start thinking about having a baby, but aren't in full "baby fever".

I don't want kids yet, but I'm starting to get baby sniffles

by LJ512 January 23, 2022

Baby bitch

Someone who has a low tone whiny voice that complains about shit over and over to the point of annoyance while acting like a dead spider

Rogie, quit being a baby bitch and stop your whining!

by Ras December 11, 2022

Matrix Babies

Persons born in the age of the internet who interact with it but who are not fully aware of the extreme power and rapidly expanding reach of information collection and propaganda projection system unregulated by democratic controls.

Mark: Those kids are glued to their phones.

Elon: Yeah, and fortunately most of these matrix babies are oblivious to how much information about them is being collected, what is being done with it and how it determines what comes across their screens.

origin: kjl

by kjl100 October 18, 2025

Baby Batter

Sperm

I shot a load of Baby Batter all over her face

by darkness757 June 6, 2018

baby pickle

A cucumber

"John calls it a cucumber, but it's a baby pickle."

by iTwAsAnInSiDeJoB August 31, 2017

Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.

"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"

by ianimo May 23, 2016