Stuck off the realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants.

Stuck off the realness at the Hawks for 2024 New Year’s Eve party!

-Hawk S 14101 autumn

by Hawk S 14101 autumn December 12, 2023

Tracker-off

Someone/Something say something “off track” in a sentence/phrase.

Don’t be a tracker-off

by Developer05.4 June 30, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.

Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.

by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Flash Off

To do something silently; Muffled or Faint.

"Creep up on em' Flash Off" -Buclcly

by Zodacxx July 16, 2023