dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

Up dog

A dog from the Disney Pixar Movie "Up"

-I did'nt like the up dog.
-What's up dog?

-The dog from the movie Up, it was too weird hearing him talk.

by xtm!ke December 10, 2017

Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

dogging out the boys

ditching your friends (who are boys) to do something else with another person, usually a girl

Jason: are you coming to Ethan's house tomorrow?
Andrew: Nah sorry I'm hanging out Lucinda
Jason: come on man, you're dogging out the boys

by miki__ May 6, 2018

Triple Dog Dehne

Triple Dog Dehne is a nickname given to those who have an awful, seal-like laugh, someone that interrupts incessantly, and loves Shirley Temple drinks. Aside from all of that, she’s an amazing, genuine, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her. Oh, and she can also fit 3 hotdogs in her mouth at one time.

Oh, you don’t know Triple Dog Dehne? She’s a fucking LEGEND.

by kaylam February 16, 2018

Dog

An Angel

“Awww look at that dog it’s so cute!”

“Yeah you can almost see the invisible halo above it’s head”

by Wait...who are you February 18, 2018