a shit enema

A shit enema is the procedure(not a medical one, its just for a laugh) of introducing shit into the rectum and colon via the anus.

That was as pointless as a shit enema.

by VictorDoom September 13, 2013

Shit and Quit

Taking a very large shit and then immediately going to sleep.

After eating all that Taco Bell, I went home and Shit and Quit.

by Sternobum December 31, 2011

try to shit

trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!

one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!

think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!

one has to work hard!, to try to shit!

one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!

by michael foolsley October 31, 2011

shit in urine

A popular catch phrase used by the coke addict little wayne in which he means that he takes massive dumps in toilet bowls full of piss of another party.

Its weezy f baby come to take a shit in urine.

by G.O.O.D music September 1, 2011

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy that if squeezed through a pastry bag it could decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Shit shovel

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

by Jim May 25, 2004

shit bomb

when you are getting a rimjob and you purposly shit in your partners mouth, (usually a gay person)

wow last night i got really shit bombed by shaun.

by prestonr09 April 16, 2009