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Wet Wipe

Someone who devotes 24 hours of their day; watching anime, playing League of Legends, trying to pronounce japanese words whilst failing miserably, arguing about not being weaboo trash and still thinking they deserve to coexist with normal humans.
Their like to claim like that they not weebs but the resemblance is too strong to the point where it basically blinds you. They are the lowest group of specimens ( not humans ) on earth, lower the paedophiles because they are indeed early stage nonces. Their extermination would bring back Hitler from his grave.
Look at that Wet Wipe, thinking that his opinion matters, he should just kill himself.

Wet Wipes wank to furrys and have a body pillow hidden underneath their beds.
by RealLifeWoke March 17, 2020
mugGet the Wet Wipemug.

wipe irl

A term in deepwoken meaning to off yourself. Normally used as an insult after you've downed someone and they want to talk shit
Person 1: you grip freshies, die.
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl
by JustAJoker April 17, 2023
mugGet the wipe irlmug.

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.
ew, that was a weird wipe.
by themattblackshow October 31, 2017
mugGet the weird wipemug.

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025
mugGet the Jerk wipemug.

wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.
by willy wanger April 27, 2021
mugGet the wet wipemug.

wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.
Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.
by aveman0204 June 14, 2016
mugGet the wipe down the banistermug.

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.
Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016
mugGet the eat her wipe papermug.

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