Wet Wilkie 

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

Wet Wilkie by Unknown Dropouts October 27, 2011

jimmy winkle

a mean old lady who loves dinky

evy was such a jimmy winkle!!!
Dude i know!!!

jimmy winkle by jimmy nickel July 6, 2011

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

Twit-winker by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

Fizzy winkle 

Taking a torrential piss

'Fuck man I've had like 10 beers. Fizzy winkle up in this bitch'

Fizzy winkle by I AM A HERPADERP February 25, 2012

binge-winking 

(noun): the act of "winking" at entirely too many people at one time on Match.com and/or other online dating sites

"My date last night was a total disaster...so when I got home, I did some serious binge-winking to make up for wasted time."

or

"I have no dignity left after that night of serious binge-winking."

binge-winking by Christeeny1757 October 11, 2012

Joby Winkle 

When sitting on the toilet and pushing out a dump when all of a sudden, you begin urinating at the same time as shitting and it feels magical.

Man I ate a lot of curry and drank a hell of a lot off beer, excuse me I need a Joby winkle.

Joby Winkle by Sanjive Johnson August 25, 2013

chad winfield 

A greasy haired Ad Nidalee main that loves men and has a tiny penis.

"Hey guys it's your boy Chad Winfield here bringing you the latest and greatest in video game technology!"

chad winfield by Tickler1243215423 April 13, 2014