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whistleface 

Whistleface is a 233 year old space vampire from Mars, commonly associated Mozart and his contemporaries. Known for his lethal house music selections, his livestream audience often finds themselves experiencing "whistleface," also referred to as "stankface." Whistleface can also refer to an ethereal being which once inhabited his home, and to whom he owes his namesake.
I will certainly be joining the Whistleface stream tonight.
whistleface by Whistleface November 23, 2021
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chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.
Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.
chili whistler by goiterbomber March 23, 2013

whistling diarrhea 

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.
"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

Whistling Shits 

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.
I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.
Whistling Shits by Wileorn January 18, 2022

whitley cato 

a fat closet whore, 5ft 200+ pounds, mix, jailbait
whitley cato was arrested for criminal tres.
whitley cato by cjo795 September 2, 2010

dick whistler 

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there
dick whistler by odlid December 31, 2007

Whistling in the dark 

To comfort yourself via distraction when you cannot avoid a frightening situation.
While her mother was in surgery, Norma tried to remember all the state capitals. It was her way of whistling in the dark.