weeded

being under the influence of cannabis.

after smoking a blunt with his boys, donald was feelin kinda weeded.

by sizam August 2, 2003

weed jew

A person who thinks they are invited to smoke when they really aren't, usually follow you around when you smoke. Caution: might steal bowl and hit it when you aren't paying attention.

A Perfect Example Of A Weed Jew Is, Emily P.

by matty j December 20, 2008

Weedies

1. Small amount of weed.

2. Friends that like to smoke weed with you.

1. My friends found some weedies in the bottom of his backpack so we smoked them.

2. My weedies and I are going back to my place to smoke.

by Tres Winstead April 21, 2010

Weed coma

To smoke alot of weed and to sleep it off

Oh shit bro we just smoke a shit ton of weed and fell in to a weed coma

by Pummpipussoutta May 29, 2019

dirty old river weed

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."

This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!

by milk salad August 18, 2010

Weed

A plant that God himself put on this earth for us to harvest and enjoy. Smoking weed personally does cure a lot of things. It removes pain from headaches to bruises. When having a stressful time or love problems , smoke some weed and you will feel better. 100% Natural, Mother Natures Finest Herb, tests proven that Alcohol and cigarettes are more dangerous then Weed. This is not a drug (in my opinion), this is cure to a lot of things and cure to the society of violence. Not addictive at all but some people Depend on weed to get them through the days. This is not an addictive substance but if you depend on weed to help you get through a normal day then you will be mentally addicted to Weed.

Why cant everyone just stop everything and puff on some weed? It will get things to be so much peaceful and just listen to lil wayne

by weedsmoker491 April 27, 2009

Headache Weed

(Noun) (1) Low quality marijuana, or high quality marijuana that has been through a vaporizer.
(2) Extremely small amounts of marijuana collected from many questionable sources. (i.e. the floor, couch cushions, table cracks etc.) Will produce "marijuana" of exceptionally low quality. Results
3) Resin collected from one or more marijuana smoking devices and smoked.

1) "Is this weed or hemp, bro? My head hurts!"
2)"I thought you said you had that fire? Ain't nun but some headache weed, nigga. "
3) "Its been dry around here for weeks. Time to search the cushion cracks for that headache weed. Maybe get half a bowl, eh?"

by Jacob T. Perrotta January 27, 2009