Whack

1. Verb; To smack or punch someone.

2. Noun; Meaning lame or illegitimate.

3. To assassinate someone.

1. The boy whacked his friend in the face after his friend insulted his mother.

2. That concert we went to yesterday was so whack.

3. The mafia was going to whack him unless he paid his debts to them.

by Striker122 November 29, 2009

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013

Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.

1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.

by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023

road whack

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017