Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018

Weathered

Tre Swift

Man that guy Tre is weathered.

by Swizzzzle June 1, 2018

weatherrhea

Diarrhea that results from anxiety related to the approach of severe in element weather...such as a hurricane.

Bill: What is wrong with you???? Quit hogging the bathroom!!
Sue: It’s that damned hurricane...! I’ve got weatherrhea!!

by PercivalK September 12, 2018

weetabixer

A person who consumes large amounts of weetabix

Matthew Turner is a right sweaty weetabixer

by Demonic4hire October 5, 2018

Weatherman parade

Having sexual intercourse in a vehicle whilest in the middle of a very severe storm such as a hurricane,tornado,earthquake,or blizzard

Hey girl you want to have a weatherman parade

by CHECKMARKBILL9 October 10, 2018

Weeshnah

A replacement word for everything because you stopped giving a fuck to use the English language

- oh Weeshnah

by Queeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeen October 17, 2018

weehebrew

like a weeaboo but for jewish culture

Not to sound like a weehebrew, but I really ohevet you!

by yossiyossiyossigoygoygoy December 20, 2018