3 definitions by yossiyossiyossigoygoygoy

Crush

Something cancerous that happens after suppressing sexual feelings towards someone, hence called a 'crush'. Happens after fucking hormones are produced. Gets from bad to worse when people speculate on whom you have a crush on.

A: Squishes over crushes, m8?
B: Yeah, squishes over crushes.

by yossiyossiyossigoygoygoy July 8, 2017

Pluviscute

From Latin 'pluvis', meaning 'rain', and 'scutum', meaning 'shield', 'pluviscute' means 'umbrella'.

A: I forgot my pluviscute!
B: No worries, we can share mine.

by yossiyossiyossigoygoygoy July 7, 2018

weehebrew

like a weeaboo but for jewish culture

Not to sound like a weehebrew, but I really ohevet you!

by yossiyossiyossigoygoygoy December 21, 2018