Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

bridgerton warfare

When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.

My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024

Modern warfare 2

the most insufferable game ever where you get called slurs for being a female and fangirls that don't even play the game. I fucking hate mw2 but it was better than the mw3 campaign where i wasted more than 20 dollars to play a shitty game.

someone : oh my fucking god i just got called a slur in cod : modern warfare 2 for being female
someone else : ok

by shoegazing December 16, 2023

Corner warmer

A prostitute that stands at that corner

“Hey dude did you see that corner warmer over there on 10th”

by Mamasleftnut69 December 29, 2023

Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.

coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*

by allmeraMIMI February 5, 2024

Abua Warner

the sexiest, blackiest nigger alive. bigger, fatter cock then naman. Bro just trips over that cock of his. If he sees a GYATT, beware cuz that niggas gonna rip it apart.

That black nigger will tear ronans GYATT apart
Omg Abua Warner nigga

by KENNY_MAYBE February 5, 2024

Michaelogical Warfare

Michaelogical Warfare is when Mike Tyson says worrisome things to his opponents to weaken them before matches.

Mike Tyson was spotted using Michaelogical Warfare on his opponent before last night's fight, he was found crying for his opponent and when asked why he responded "Your daughterthz gonna mithz you ztho much"

by Amngusss February 20, 2024