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Asian pool walker 

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.
Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!

Slap a Millie Walker day 

On 17th November you should slap anybody named Millie walker or bully them
Slap a Millie Walker day is where you slap a Millie walker

Dawg Glass Walker 

An extremely friendly and outgoing person, who (walks on broken glass) with intention of gaining enough trust to manipulate the target(s) into bringing their guard down only

to ultimately betray them. Only the most skilled elites having the ability to repeatedly and successfully scamming the same individuals can earn this title.
"Grrr, Liz got me again. This time that DAWG GLASS WALKER stole my lockbox with the cash I was saving to pay for my daughter's cancer treatments. She said she wanted to help so I showed her where I hid it. I will never trust her again. She looks like an innocent child but is a dirty Dawg Glass Walking phenom."

Maggie L Walker Governor's School 

AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.
Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.

Alabama Skin-Walker 

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.
I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

Half Paul Walker 

Going fast without the tragedy
Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”

Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”