schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

nectar wagon

Truck that pumps out septic systems. Also known as a honey pumper

That nectar wagon trails an awful smell

by [e-mail] August 1, 2014

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.

That guy over there was such a Wagonator.

by CheesyPeens August 27, 2021

timber wagon

Timber= poop so there for timber wagon is a poop wagon

At gym Kylie was being a big timber wagon

by Bobby senduel April 12, 2014

throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 21, 2019