Ultimate Cuponk

A game that consist of doing trickshots with a cuponk set. Players go in rotations, if the person before you makes it, you MUST perform an act stated by the scoring player before you. If the player before you keeps scoring consecuativly the acts you perform become more and more homosexual with each score.

David and Thomas were playing Ultimate Cuponk,David Scored and Thomas kissed david's butt.

by David54 July 7, 2011

ultimato

The act of giving someone an ultimatum in which the consequence is placing cherry tomatoes, usually 3-5, in the butt-hole of the other person while they are sleeping.

Ben gave her an ultimato; She decided to have the threeway.

by davakon November 23, 2011

ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way

look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street

by ontherox October 13, 2011

Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.

Have you been ultimate flashpanned?

by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011

ultimurdered

adj- when an individual (predominantly female) forces and/or coerces another individual (typically male) into a marriage or nuptial contract with the intention of continuing a failed relationship on grounds of discontinuing coitus or threatened reprisal, at cost of removing any remaining pride, independence, and/or life goals.

In order to cease his girlfriend's incessant nagging, James was ultimurdered into marrying the wrong woman.

by hwebb23 May 23, 2015

ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015

ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...

Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?

by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015