touch party

A sexless orgy comprised of five or more people. Clothing is optional. There is no penetration or oral. May result however in arousal.

"Check out that wicked touch party happening in the lounge."

by The Living T Party March 10, 2008

touch bellys

An act where two guys get hard and see who's penis touches whoever's belly first, hence touch bellys

Hey Scott, wanna touch bellys to see whos got a bigger dick?

by Gingerffdddd February 6, 2020

inappropriate touching

Inappropriate touching:
Invasive groping

Inappropriate touching:
I felt it was invasive groping and I felt upset

by Honestangel December 29, 2015

Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

Don't Touch My Hair

A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.

The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.

I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.

2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

by Killing the Mood, aaight? January 1, 2017

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

by john really brown June 13, 2006