I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

UD Shank

UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)

When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.

Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!

Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.

Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.

Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!

by LLama is my middle name June 26, 2010

Raw shank

Bareback prison ass rape

Johnny's cell mate was acting up so Johnny had to give him the raw shank to settle his ass down.

by 5757bagodicks July 27, 2017

Shank

Quirkiest creature alive, loves to hide in shrubs

If you don’t pronounce Shank’s name wrong, he will growl at you.

by Candi24 June 12, 2024

shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022

shank

having a shit and a wank at the same time

i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank

by uk G man June 17, 2008