Chris Adams

total manwhore who every catholic school girls wants in bed. wears rings, skinny jeans, and has sex hair 24/7. can and will get every girl he can.

Emily: Oh my gosh is that Chris Adams?!
Cindy: Yes! Let's follow him, he's so hot!

by school girlll July 6, 2010

Chris Hansen

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009

Chris Cook

he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax

Chris Cook he’s a weird motherfucker

by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019

Chris Straits

phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)

man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"

by Acme420 September 20, 2013

chris stuckmann

I grew up with this definition

Stuckmann grew up with urban dictionary

chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!

I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!

by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022

Chris Gingerjew

a chillin' ass pothead kid who is most frequently associated with people at the skatepark... if the sun is not too bright for his delicate white freckled skin.

Yo , dude-man , I wass chillin with Chris Gingerjew yesterday." :wwooord" :yeah bro. We smokeda fattttty

by captain deepthroat December 30, 2010

Chris Doyle

A bikie from Western Australia who was forced to flee the state due to tax evasions and opal hooping. He now claims to be a "motivational speaker" in schools but really wants to get closer to kids. He claimed his dad worked in his fridge and his mum worked in his freezer, we can end up coming to a conclusion that he put them in there and said he forgot. His last name is commonly used around 15-year-old school boys as a means of entertainment as they chant his last name Doyle religiously.

15 Year Old Australian School Kids: Daye DOYLEEEEE!!!!!
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Doyle: Ok

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019