Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.

Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

by dip April 4, 2009

Cue the Thunder.

Pointing out something bad before it happens... Or when someone is about to get mad.

Person 1: "Ahhh shit I am so going to fuck up this presentation tomorrow."

Person 2: "Hahahaha, Cue The Thunder."

or

Person 1: "The next time I see him I'm going to fuck him up"
Person 2: "Uhh oh! Cue The Thunder. man."

by Sugarcube414 July 16, 2010

thunder thighs

Anyone with disproportionately large upper legs; specifically, L. Chroman.

Oh SH!T, THUNDER THIGHS is about to kick the door down...Los!Los!Los!

by jj colt September 17, 2003

Mexican Thunderbutt

You know those one Mexican chicas in the group that nobody every gets with, kindda like the American DUF or DUFF. (Deignated ugly friend- Designated ugly fat friend)

Paco ate a taco when a grupo of chicanas passed by. He commented on all but the Mexican Thunderbutt. She was sad she ordered 12 bean burritos to-go with her diet coke.

by Viri and Heath May 31, 2009

Rolling Thunder

The act of a girl, leaving the group of people she is talking to in order to walk 10 to 20 feet away from the group to release larger amounts of gas. It is called a rolling thunder because the women does not stay in one place; she disperses it throughout the room for maximum damage. At the same time she is keeping the toxic fumes away from her fellow peers in order to evade detection.

Did you just see that girl walk in a big circle then come back like nothing happened? Yea, I've seen it before, she was definitely ripping major ass, we call that a rolling thunder.

by Goody Proctor January 4, 2011

thundercat

An act done upon some poor unsuspecting male. A person approaches from behind, and uppercuts between their legs with their thumb, pointer, and middle fingers all straight up in a triangle pattern, making sure the thumb contacts the butthole, and the pointer and middle finger pokes both testicles. All while shouting "THUNDERCAAAAAAAAAAT!" as loudly as possible.

Tom rolled on the ground for nearly 20 minutes after Steve thundercatted him hard.

by Mike Bruens September 5, 2005

thunder queef

When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.

Dammmn son look at that those thunder queefs! We need a doplar system for that shit.

by Bochickawowowow November 16, 2007