Haute Pussy

Girls who are really plain but look hot because of their clothes, sense of fashion. You see these girls every where. In the mall, at parties, at school. They hang around with other haute girls and collectively look hot. Some of them have really beautiful girl friends and look hotter in their company. The have an active social life, they're rich and wear clothes straight out of a fashion catalog. Men are attracted to them but they're never sure why. Confused guys hit on them, then back off, then hit on them again. In bed, these girls look best clothed. So happy dry sex.

Sam: Wow! Those girls are strangely attractive.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!

Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.

by samsaran May 15, 2013

pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

by Telephony May 6, 2015

Pussy Dog

A dog that’s such a pussy it needs to wear a sweater.

Get that pussy dog a sweater so it will stop uncontrollably shaking

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 9, 2018

primo pussy

An excellent vagina, perfect for engaging in sexual activity with.

(jacking off)
(vagina close up)
"Ayyy that's some primo pussy"

by {21stCenturyTerms} March 6, 2016

celestial pussy

A pussy of the heavens, goddess like pussy, superior to unicorn pussy, a pussy of not this world!

Maria had celestial pussy, I blew my load in 2 seconds, best pussy in the world!

by Thecdone February 27, 2019

pussy capital

Attributes allowing one to have sexual relations with woman.

With David Beckham's pussy capital it amazes me that he is married to that robot looking bitch.

by leifm July 31, 2007

Pussy Punishment

1) The act of which your Dom(Dominant) feels as though you have done wrong and he/she whips and/or spanks your pussy intil Your pussy is sore and red or until you apologize for your actions
2) where the female in the relationship withholds her pussy from her partner as a sign of punishment

Pussy punishment-
Ex: 1) Girl: "fuck all ya friends!"

Boy: "what!?" (Pins the girl down an spanks her pussy hard over an over)

Girl: "ahh!" (Moaning out) "I'm sorry I'm sorry Daddy!"

Ex: 2) Boy: "You crazy yo!"

Girl: "Oh! I'm crazy! I'm crazy! Okay! (Puts her hand in his face)

Boy: (kisses his teeth and pushes her hand out his face)

Girl: "Nahhh! No pussy for you for a week since I'm crazy huh?" (Walks away)

Boy: (jaw drops) "whaa?"

Girl: (leaves)

by Papi_All_Day February 13, 2017