by jameesees May 3, 2023

by Fucking bitchhhhhhhhh October 24, 2008

by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.
Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."
"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

by Stevieee123 December 8, 2019

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy
John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!
All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!
All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!
by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017
