deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

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chloe shart

A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)

CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.

by chlosta August 17, 2022

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by gigahitler August 28, 2022

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Shart

When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times

"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"

by Xakez May 2, 2022

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A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice

...or could be an insult.. depends

SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"

SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"

B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"

by xiaojing May 10, 2022

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