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The Spider-Man 

The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two

The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.

The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
The Spider-Man by Mr.Setitst8 August 9, 2022
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The Mug Man 

The mug man is a mysterious yet handsome man, he's always giving to people, and mostly gives out free root beer.
"I hope the mug man shows up today"
"Is that the mug man!"
The Mug Man by The Mug Man September 2, 2022

The Christmas Man 

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.

He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
The Christmas Man by After8ight November 10, 2022

The.Sock.Man 

A user on the app Tiktok and tumblr. Moderately famous, and plenty of moots. Goes by he/him and has green hair. He is an artist, and posts art on Tumblr.
"Whats your favorite tiktoker?"

"Probably The.sock.man"

"That one guy? Yeah he's pretty cool
The.Sock.Man by Axel69420hernandez November 29, 2022

The Mug Man 

The one guy who always gets a urban dictionary mug when ever they need to buy a gift.
i got given a mug from our secret santa. guess it was from the mug man
The Mug Man by Eumine39 December 21, 2022

The Who Man

The who man sounds like a human but he acts very different and unknown to other people
Man, Pappu is the who man!

The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave 

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
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