Pickle Butt

Shoving a Cucumber up your ass and leaving it there for so long that it pickles

"Yo Jerry you smell like you got Pickle Butt"

"Did you here JJ got Pickle Butt

from the gym coach last week?"

by monkeyboysusa June 24, 2017

Butt Chutney

Fecal discharge of more robust composition than bum gravy, but less substantial than normal constituted turd. Rating approximately 5 on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Oh man I had such amazing butt chutney after the curry last night.

by itpro420 April 22, 2010

squirty butts

This generally starts with a stomach ache or stomach cramps and then turns into runny, stinky brown or green pee-like substance spraying out of your rectum, runny stool, diarrhea.

Dude, I don't know what they put in those burritos last night, but I had the worst case of the squirty butts this morning.

by Kaelli June 2, 2010

putty butt

A person (usually a male) who lacks ability, confidence and courage.

Man, that putty butt dude can't do anything right!

by The Knowledge Doctor May 2, 2008

butt ass

an adjective used to describe everything...

"It's butt ass cold outside"
"That fire is butt ass hot"
"That was butt ass crazy"
"She is butt ass hott"

by 73029 December 21, 2008

butt coffee

Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.

After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.

by Mitch Cumstein January 24, 2005

BUTT JACKED

Unpermitted taking of one's anus for another's pleasure, without consent.

When a bunch of gay guys get you drunk, and you black out, and the next night you wake up sore and bleeding from your bung hole, with your pants around your ankles...homeboy...you got BUTT JACKED

by lilpoindexter June 3, 2009