Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 20, 2024

Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**

Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!

by Lickity_slitickitty May 02, 2021

crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 15, 2021

Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.

Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.

by IAmRampantSprouts May 22, 2015

pussed

Pissed off, but less vulgar

This shit got me pussed off.
I'm bouta get pussed.

by Kosie Okhardt June 09, 2025

Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face

Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything

by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019

Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020