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Prune Farmer

A person who systematically befriends the elderly with the goal of gaining inheritances.
Sandra is a Prune Farmer, she’s only visiting my grandma to get in her will.
by SlanketWarrior November 11, 2025
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Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.
Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.
by ALDENISSASSY April 8, 2013
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farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023
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farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.
a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water
by anna gendreau June 21, 2019
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What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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founding farmers

A boss resteraunt that you will want to go to everyday(it's Baller)
Have you been to founding farmers yet
Nah
Well you better get yo ass over there
by Baller life January 7, 2017
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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