Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. by scifiny July 26, 2023
Get the swan divemug. 1. An in-depth or comprehensive review of a topic regarding a person you would call a freak or freakazoid.
2. To think way far back in the depths of your memories to a memory about or containing a freak or freakazoid.
2. To think way far back in the depths of your memories to a memory about or containing a freak or freakazoid.
1. Last night I couldn't sleep so I did a freak dive on that weird guy on Instagram.
2. I know this is a freak dive, but do you remember the time that weird girl yelled at a whole class of people her same age?
2. I know this is a freak dive, but do you remember the time that weird girl yelled at a whole class of people her same age?
by wuhluhwuh? December 23, 2024
Get the Freak divemug. My girl woke up from a hard chin dive and her neck was banging! Honey, lean back next time cus chin diving was so 1990’s.
by Madeintheshade April 22, 2020
Get the Chin Divemug. When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
Get the Freedom Divemug. Dude 1: Dude we're going out tonight, you comin?
Dude 2: what you doin?
Dude 3: Diving for cresh, you know how it be
Dude 2: what you doin?
Dude 3: Diving for cresh, you know how it be
by warmonger1260 March 30, 2016
Get the Diving for creshmug. by anonymous November 23, 2023
Get the duvet divingmug.