Day Hoes

Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.

Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.
Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.
by JohnTesimo July 27, 2019
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Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.
"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"
by flynnmorgan November 08, 2021
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deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.
My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Raoliuntine’s Day

The best holiday ever - basically like if Christmas, Chanukah, and Veteran’s Day had a baby and raised it together in a gingerbread house.
Happy Raoliuntine’s Day!
by Raoliuntinesdayobserver February 14, 2023
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history day

The most worst day in the history of the world
(You)OMG its the worst day ever! (Friend) Must be history day.
by Hosted287 December 06, 2017
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Baumer day

A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.
Griffen: hey guys have you seen Chris?
Kevin: Nah i think hes taking a Baumer day
by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011
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Kiss day

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day
by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 30, 2019
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