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Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.
Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...
by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017
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Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.
Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?
by Ekaven May 12, 2010
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baby-sprinkler

Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.
Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?

Yeah, he was Anglican.
by Owan November 24, 2007
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Corona baby

A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.
During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.
by Jewelianpie March 18, 2020
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Baby Crank

Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Do you have any baby Crank?
by Frankie Whapps March 12, 2022
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baby metal

by taehyunscatears February 10, 2021
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Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.
Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby
by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009
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