texas tech

A major Texas school located out in the BFE that is Lubbock. Surounded by desert and cotten feilds Texas Tech is a jem in the ruff, a shining beakon of knowledge, a, well you get the picture. Also, a great party school and was voted #2 by playboy magazine for the hottiest girls at any university. May be a major source of STD's

Did you hear about that great party out at Texas Tech last night

by Raider Red November 28, 2005

low tech

when a person is so low on the social chain that they dont know the oldest of news and/or gossip. these people are considered to be low tech, or old, since they only know the old news.

u didnt know that dick and jane were going out?? wow you are really low tech. thats old news!

by hoobla December 21, 2005

Math Teacher Cute

adj. : The type of cuteness that someone has that is not necessarily an attraction, but an admiration of.

That vest is so cute; not hott, but math teacher cute.

by Flare-Flare June 17, 2007

Teacher

Someone who calls you an adult when you are post 16,but only because they are desperate to get rid of you.

Teacher:You're an adult now,why do you still come to school?
Student:Uh,because you force me to?!

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

butt tech

Derogatory term for Butte College in Chico/Oroville California. Jr. college Near Chico State and attended by a huge number os Chico State students that constantly bad mouth Butte.

"Dude she's a Butt Tech grad, hire her quick before a fortune 500 snaps her up!"

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004

history teacher

The history teacher is always most likely the most coolest teacher to ever exist they always are chill on homework by not giving much or any at all they not only giving little to no work they also understand the problems of modern day such as Mondays and wanting to leave school on Friday the minute you get in class last but not least they teach probably the only subject anyone gives a shit about.

people who aren't in history class: my math teacher is making me have homework over the weekend

people in history class:wow that sucks we get to have a whole week without homework thanks to our history teacher

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021

English Teacher

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022