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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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snakefaced

Beligerantly, yet happyily and good naturedly drunk
After the pub crawl, Mike was snakefaced in the gutter.
by Snake Gordon November 8, 2008
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Snake Grenade

- a round device, 2 feet in diameter, full of venemous snakes. When the pin is pulled, and you throw the device, the moment it makes contact with the ground, it will release a cloud of pheromone that will agitate the snakes, making them angry and aroused. Your fucked.
"Man, when i threw that snake grenade at the crowd of preschoolers, they just scattered."
by Devon Manning January 11, 2009
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snake

Someone you thought is cute and innocent but is actually muthafckin papa churros
by HitmanBang March 6, 2017
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snake game

An old game you used to play on your old phone.
The so-called snake is a line that moves like a snake.
You control it by pressing the arrows to get the food (the dots).
Whenever the snake eats the food, it grows a little bit.
If the snake head touches its body, game over.
Snake game is a game that wastes your time.
You can never beat snake game (snake head touches the tail while the screen is filled with lines).
by siff ess bee July 31, 2017
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Snake Rape

Using a snake for sexual pleasure, or snakes raping each other.
Did you see how Sandy got snake raped last Tuesday.
by BILLS2020 November 5, 2018
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Snake

NBA player Kevin Durant. Also known as someone who will join a team after they lose to them.
“Dude, did you see Kevin Durant joined the Warriors right after he lost to them?”
“Yea, he’s such a snake.”
by Giannis34Bucks November 2, 2019
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