Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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- a round device, 2 feet in diameter, full of venemous snakes. When the pin is pulled, and you throw the device, the moment it makes contact with the ground, it will release a cloud of pheromone that will agitate the snakes, making them angry and aroused. Your fucked.
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The so-called snake is a line that moves like a snake.
You control it by pressing the arrows to get the food (the dots).
Whenever the snake eats the food, it grows a little bit.
If the snake head touches its body, game over.
The so-called snake is a line that moves like a snake.
You control it by pressing the arrows to get the food (the dots).
Whenever the snake eats the food, it grows a little bit.
If the snake head touches its body, game over.
Snake game is a game that wastes your time.
You can never beat snake game (snake head touches the tail while the screen is filled with lines).
You can never beat snake game (snake head touches the tail while the screen is filled with lines).
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Get the Snake Rape mug.“Dude, did you see Kevin Durant joined the Warriors right after he lost to them?”
“Yea, he’s such a snake.”
“Yea, he’s such a snake.”
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