Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Emma Stone

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A

Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.

by Knock On Wood March 7, 2011

Cheap stone

Someone who has a very low tolerance to Marijuana.

Wow Jack is a cheap stone. He took two hits and he was baked for days.

by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

stone alone

When you stone alone because your your girlfriend left you

Guy:man,I got to stone alone my chick left me.

by absolutely_ridiculous January 31, 2015

Rolling Stone

an amazing song made by The Weeknd, you should check it out :)

“hey have you heard that song “Rolling Stone” by The Weeknd? it’s amazing.”

by fatehasleft June 6, 2022

Stone Soup

The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.

I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.

by Xonikz July 19, 2018