away message status

putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)

Example of Away Message Status:

Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...

by ScottScott January 2, 2006

statusphere

Another name for how popular someone is in Hollywood

Jim Carrey is near the top of the statusphere

by OBren O September 1, 2008

Bird Status

A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.

Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."

by SchizoMania July 7, 2009

Jesus Status

Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.

Did you see that goal in the football game last night?

Yeah. It was Jesus Status

by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009

relationship status

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.

Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.

by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013

Statuphobia

The act of being made uncomfortable or morally apprehensive at the idea of two people above and below the age of 18 having sex, as in statutory

Kevin: 99.9% of America has statuphobia
John: I don't think most of America is afraid of statues
Kevin: That's megalophobia and that's a whole separate issue

by XKM July 14, 2018

statusise

To add information about ones life to their Facebook status. Usually information is added in jest, boredom or most commonly, boast.

Wow, last night was great I can't wait to statusise it! "Ann is happy that she had a great night".

by JaneyLau January 12, 2008