SchizoMania's definitions

Bird Status

A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.

Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."

by SchizoMania July 7, 2009

Deaded

Rejected. Especially in terms of sexual needs. Usually called out by a third person. Done so by completely ignoring a person, or making fun of them in response.

Boy: "Come on, baby, satisfy my needs."
Girl: *ignore*
Random person: DEADED!

"Yo, Ashley was deading you alll night, man."
"Yeah, I know! Everytime I tried to hug her, she moved away. I feel soo deaded."

by SchizoMania July 7, 2009