Squid Wank

The act of masturbation on a male by an inexperienced masturbatrix

I might have well have finished myself off, all she could manage was a Squid Wank

by vulga February 20, 2011

squiddy

In Autumn when it's dull and grey and cloudy and it's been raining and everythings squiddy. Kinda like squishy.... maybe that's what I meant...

eeeew, the leaves are squiddy

by Scott August 24, 2004

squid

term used to describe young canadian motorcyclists who cry when they are pulled over by law enforcement officers.

also see. bibo

harry: "kelm got pulled over by the cops and cried."
dick: "what a squid."

by tom thumb123 November 11, 2006

Squid

To move across the ground with one's back to the ground, hands behind you, and legs in front.

Ex 1.
Treasure hunter1: so here's the tree, what does the map say now?
Treasure hunter2: okay, squid 20 paces northwest.

Ex. 2.
Glenda: why are you squidding around the house like that? You are so weird.
Scott: I dont know, got bored of walking.

by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006

Squidgy

(adjective) A word describing the wet, slippery, rubbery crunch, of either cold cooked shrimp or lobster tail when bitten into.

synonyms: junjee, jidgy

antonyms: "pluwfuwffy", or "huffiffy", describing the sound and feeling of food that is so dry or powdery in your mouth that you cough dryly or nearly choke.

At the seafood restaurant, an eager Hapford bit into several cold shrimp with cocktail sauce to enjoy the "squidgy" sensation of their texture.

(Antonym example): After Jeff stuffed the two powdered munchkins into his mouth, he panicked and let out a "huffiff" (noun form), for they were "pluwfuwffy".

by John Cord July 6, 2011

squiddle

the act of moving abruptly, and entering someone elses space to move or shake them.

darn you Eric! dont squiddle me!

by omgbrandilee June 28, 2009

Squid

the term given to a "guido" or other annoying person in a room. If one or more "squids" are in a room the room itself can be considered an aquarium. If this is the case, then you rub two finger together as if feeding fish and say, " WOW, i didn't know it was feeding time at the aquarium".

Hey Caitlin, a thought we were going to a bar, not the aquarium. I don't have any fish food on me... Those guys are total squids.

by Hard Charger May 11, 2009