Half neuron having sperm head

Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust

I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head

by Freop September 22, 2023

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

Sperm Rolling

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!

"man that's some nasty ass Sperm Rolling"
"nah bro I'm relaxed"

by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021

Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".

He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.

by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021