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sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck
dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible
by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024
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sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm
Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."
by Rising Star June 26, 2009
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plastic sperm machine

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
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Sperming

The act of finishing on or in someone
Ex: Childe was sperming all over Zhongli when Signora caught them having adult fun time
by Reafley September 16, 2021
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wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person
When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere
by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018
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Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.
“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”
by Crumble Man August 20, 2019
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sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.
Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013
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