by mike read August 13, 2003
by zobster August 03, 2005
by B. Rab February 10, 2004
a sock that, after being used to capture the semen of a horny college student, becomes infested with an ant colony. the poor college student finds the ant sock and is horrified beyond belief. who knew that ants loved semen so god damn much.
Dude I just went for my jiz sock and they were a shit ton ants in it. FML. guess it's an ant sock now.
by antsockboy April 01, 2010
During a BarMitzvah or BatMitzvah, when the majority of adolescent girls attending that are wearing pantyhose, stockings, tights, or are barefoot take off their shoes and put on socks for the remainder of the event. This can come to quite a disappointment to men twenty years old or older who find it attractive and arousing to view the feet of adolescent girls. Out of disappointment and sometimes anger, a man of this nature may describe this event as a "Sock Mitzvah" when conversating to others.
"I was so happy to be invited to my friend's little cousin's BatMitzvah so I could see all the girls prancing around in their stockings and barefeet without shoes on. But his aunt is a real bitch and told all the girls to bring socks. So during the reception, the event became a Sock Mitzvah and I left early because I was really pissed off!"
by The Jax January 15, 2007
Noun
1. One who, after a long day of work, sniffs their socks to sample their odors.
2. Bill O' Rilley.
1. One who, after a long day of work, sniffs their socks to sample their odors.
2. Bill O' Rilley.
by David Henry November 10, 2005
One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!
"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"
by big harry johnson lovers March 31, 2007