gone-to-shit

When everything has fallen to bits, totally buggered, fucked beyond recovery, finished.

"This job has gone-to-shit"

by zyncwarrior November 2, 2013

shit pond

A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.

Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.

by Zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014

Shit showdown

When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.

This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.

by Joe.mama September 24, 2019

Zoom Shit

Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.

“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”

by heeeeressssani April 6, 2020

shit titties

a word to use when your surprised or get the piss scared out of you

holy shit titties since when have you been there

by pablo defondo October 8, 2011

Crew shit

When your crew of friends go to a resturaunt, gas station, or Orielys autoparts, for the purpose of taking a shit. Usually done in succession done one after another. Placing of said shit is usually determined by rock paper scissors, last known time of previous bm, or simply brute force.

1: Dude that Crew Shit we jammed in the Mc.Donalds last week was intense!

2: I know! I had to flush 6 times!

by they187 February 14, 2015

Shit Wizard

A drama queen of exceptional ability. Able to materialize shit to bitch about out of thin air.

When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard

by makosanders May 6, 2011