Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.
14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020
Self-directed behavior is observed
by abody November 20, 2015
Guy 1: Boardman really self reacted again. Nothing new.
Guy 2: that fatherless fuck has no shame at all, huh.
Guy 2: that fatherless fuck has no shame at all, huh.
by isaac838291 August 26, 2021
Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.
by Jarfman February 21, 2015
Self Brainwashing is a form of anxiety whetecyou become so paranoid of something about yourself you believe it to be true even if it isn't.
Rudy told Kelly she shall become cursed and can't drink Slurp because it will kill her. Now Kelly feels sick every time she tries to drink Slurp. Kelly is Self Brainwashing.
by HyperRagingStorm August 17, 2017
by LYLAwasHERE December 27, 2020
I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out
by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023