self entitled

A child who believes that because his/her parents are well off, he/she is entitled to the best in life without any effort on his/her part. self entitlement moocher leech

Because Joe feels self entitled, he has his mother buy his clothes from Vineyard Vines and Banana Republic. self entitlement moocher leech

by Moore is Better April 4, 2015

self-injury

(see other self-injury definitions.) Commonly abbrieviated as SI. The term "cutter" is sometimes used to define a self-injurer, even though they may injure themselves in other ways. Please note that pulling out hair (Trichotillomania) is NOT self-injury. This is a disorder, common to OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). In addition, piercing yourself for the pleasure of pain is masochistic and is not usually connected to self-injury. Self-injury and masochism are different things.

Wendy claimed she scratched her arm on a rose bush, but I knew that she was a victim of self-injury.

by vaccafoeda2 September 25, 2005

Massachusetts Self Defense

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

by ue300 May 18, 2006

Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018

self important bitch

Basically a fucking girl who thinks she can do w/e she wants b/c she has nice tits and a nice ass and treats people like shit for her own satisfaction of feeling above others

AYYO go fuck yourself you self important bitch and get my attention normally

by Trippinballs January 26, 2007

selfie position

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.

Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!

by laxer3131 December 5, 2013

selfietitis

a new, emerging infectious, psychosocial disease in which the person inherently takes pictures of himself in front of the mirror or in public places that the person continuously takes several or hundred shots of selfies for several hours until he finds a suitable shot for himself to post or display in a social media network. Spectators tend to imitate the similar poses and actions causing infectious behavior.

Ben cannot believe he already finished his meal last night, and his girlfriend hasn't finished taking selfie pictures of herself..She must have been suffering from selfietitis!

by superjupiter March 10, 2014