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Seasoned Salt Challenge

The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.

Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"

"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."

"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
by tdsteveaustin May 10, 2010
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Nba 2017 season

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seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006
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off-road season

During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.

This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).

Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.

If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?
Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.
by heypresto December 17, 2010
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seasoning salt

when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.
"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."
by hardon May 19, 2006
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Porch Pop Season

An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”

“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”

“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”

“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 24, 2022
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seasonally ethnically ambiguous

When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.
Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"

Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"
by epiwonk July 20, 2021
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