San Frandickso

A person that lives or wants to live in Frisco , who is annoyingly pretentious in both action and thought about anything to do with that over rated city. They are a Napa valley wine snob, Victorian house freak, foodie with a Bay Area toodie, a vegan, anti smoking crusader who enjoys smelling their own farts. Often associated w being a male feminist or a female “it”; a beta, theda, or Smegma snarfing payda.,gender fluid or ambiguous , they yell at you if you say anything wrong and almost anything you say they can deem wrong.

Dang, dude that skinny guy w the top button if his shirt buttoned spazed because I didn’t bring my own bag, he’s a real San Frandickso

San Frandickso by Davedale July 16, 2019

San Francisco Sidewalk 

An alternative to the Cleveland Steamer, in which you poop on your partner's chest and proceed to rub your feet in it.

"I gave Brandy a San Francisco Sidewalk after eating at Taco Bell last night"

San Francisco Sidewalk by Dienda Mye Dick September 27, 2019

san-georgio 

Rimming a horses arsehole until its close to climax, then quickly sucking its dick and then letting him fill your mouth up.

Predominantly, done by ginger south Africans with drug problems, imaginary girlfriends and a small penis

Luke: Hey Alex,did you see that ginger fuck rimming a horse?
Alex: You know what he was doing, right?
Luke: Bestiality?
Alex: No, He was doing a classic San-georgio

san-georgio by Bradlovesxans October 2, 2019

San Francisco Bungee Jump

When you jump off a cliff with a string of anal beads in your ass, and you have to clench to stop yourself.

When we go to California on vacation, me and the family will have to try out a San Francisco Bungee Jump

San Francisco Bungee Jump by rrK_NAFK January 5, 2020

San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour

Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter

San Francisco Toot and Scoot by Filch75 January 17, 2020

San Franciscan Potato Chips 

When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.

Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.

San Franciscan Potato Chips by s0ull3ss February 9, 2020

San Francisco shuffle 

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

San Francisco shuffle by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020