King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.
by JiggleB November 11, 2016

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021

by Special Zero December 16, 2019

by paemt142606 July 9, 2024

To send a meaningless message to someone in order to notify them that you're waiting for an answer if they're being inactive. This used to be a feature in live messengers (i.e. WLM) before they fell out of style
1: "Yeah, looks like the meeting's been rescheduled."
2: "Ah. When is it now?"
(silence for like 30 minutes)
2: "Poke"
1: "SHIT I thought I pressed enter"
1: "It's at 2:30"
2: "Ah. When is it now?"
(silence for like 30 minutes)
2: "Poke"
1: "SHIT I thought I pressed enter"
1: "It's at 2:30"
by FyterX July 25, 2023

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
by fury of a taco September 1, 2011

Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
by anonymous April 21, 2023
