Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

Poon Skankies

Sex with an extremely attractive girl.

Guy 1: Oh shit my hoe is callin me.

Guy 2: Geez i wish i had a hot girlfriend like you. (Sigh)

Guy 1: See ya later ima go get me some poon skankies.

Dude: Dude i needa get me some poon skankies.

Guy: Check out that MILF in the corner.

Dude: DUUUUUUUUDE

by poonskankies July 21, 2010

Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.

Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.

by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011

Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011

Podonion

A potato onion hybrid.

Can also refer to a person describe as mischievous or naughty, usually in a joking manner.

Did you try Kimberley's Podonions au Gratin?

Yeah, I ate a bunch and didn't leave any for you.

Oh, you bad podonion.

by tasukiko April 29, 2012

poon tang poisoning

A disease that you contract sexually; like AIDS HIV

Yo man that hoe gave me that poon tang poisoning

by mrkdon8 December 29, 2013

poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 24, 2014