Pleasure Hound

one who only participates in activities that brings pleasure to himself. It can be a variety of activities but most commonly a combination of the following: sexual favors, eating, and or sleeping...

Legend has it that the term originated in a small suburb of Peoria, a group of young stunning southernly gentlemen founded a secret society vowing to pleasure the girls of the area, using the least amount of work and emotional attachment. They would throw vip partys that only aloud women worthy of pleasuring these hounds.

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Pleasure hound

by Da Pleasure King June 7, 2010

The Crowd Pleasa

The Man, Myth, and Legend wrapped in one;
The life of the party;

You are not him but you'll always want to be;
The guy your girlfriend just bought a drink for and you still can't hate;
The one jealousy was made for;
The man who just out drank your dignity (and you dormed in a frat house);

On January 25th The Crowd Pleasa kicked in the door. Bartenders everywhere comforted their bottles of Jameson.

"Yo I'm bout to chug this bottle"
"Who do you think you are, The Crowd Pleasa?"

Signs that you just missed a Crowd Pleasa incident:
1- All concious bodies filled with intense emotion(eg. fear, joy, wonder).
2- Blood splatter
3- Shards of glass or metal
4- Grown men crying
5- Scent of Jameson lingering in the air
6- You are still alive
7- Miscellaneous discrepancies (eg. smoking speakers, exhausted bartenders, people beginning each sentence with, "With all due respect to The Crowd Pleasa...", SWAT teams at local library).

by OMalley'sOMalley'sO'Malley's February 9, 2010

Pleasure hole

Where the guy sticks his dick during sexual interaction; where an orgasm takes place.

Jake, I stuck it in her pleasure hole last night, she moaned intensely.

by Pleasure Hole May 24, 2017

Pussy Pleaser

Pussy Pleaser: A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.

I haven't talked to my buddy in 5 months, he's being a real big pussy pleaser since he met his new girl friend.

by Will Clouse March 30, 2011

purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.

by Laura-May June 2, 2008

pleasingly plump

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.

Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.

by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013

pleasure delayer

who knows where it really came from, but "vanilla sky" gave it more widespread use. you hold out till the last possible moment to get it on, because it will be that much better.

I want him, and I know he wants me, but we're not going to freak and get nasty just yet because we're both pleasure delayers.

by Samantha April 23, 2004