Buckle Pirate

One who enjoys pirating the 7 seas of another man's rectum. An ass pirate.

Man, that kid is a buckle pirate and a half.

by droptothefloor October 21, 2012

Pirate Maker

When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.

The head was sloppy, so I hit her with the Pirate Maker.

by PirateLord July 12, 2022

Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married mans pee pee

wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE

by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018

pirate hangover

Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.

Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!

by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014

puss pirate

1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.

I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.

by FOJB February 23, 2008

Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023