Dust Pirate 

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

Dust Pirate by YourAssassin May 30, 2016

Swag pirate 

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything

What a shit cunt must be a swag pirate

Swag pirate by Starker March 30, 2017

clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being

My manager Eric is such a clown pirate

clown pirate by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017

Pasta Pirate 

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.

That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate

Pasta Pirate by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023

muffin snuggling pirate puncher 

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

muffin snuggling pirate puncher by Memesalad August 21, 2021

Angry one-eyed pirate 

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

Angry one-eyed pirate by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

anal dwelling butt pirate 

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.

Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.

anal dwelling butt pirate by The best john ever July 28, 2006