another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.
The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6
*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"