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Parents should have bought a tv

It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.
Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.
by Dr. Steve Gates August 26, 2017
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Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.
Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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"Mah Parents" Kid

A neo-generation of white people (male and female) 13-28 who wear flat-billed hats, diamond stud earrings, baggy and sagging pants, and cut off tanktops. Their definition is coined by their common and excessive complaining about their parents whom are likely trying to help them. They can be seen listening to Mac Miller, Asher Roth, MGK, Drake, Lil' Wayne, and the like. They're frequent marijuana users and also likely smoke. Often seen in Pontiac Grand Ams/ Grand Prixs from the years 1997 to 2008, The typical "Mah Parents" Kid has likely replaced the stock speakers with an aftermarket JBL sound kit that their parents bought for them.
Logan: Hey man did you see that "Mah Parents" Kid in there?

Cody: Yeah he was buying the new Wiz Kahlifa album with the money his parents gave him to pay for lunch.

Logan: Yeah sounds about right.
by LogiBogy December 18, 2012
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Jamaican Parents

A group of psychopathic people from the island nation of Jamaica that tend to display bipolar behavior. They can be extremely harsh towards their kids, due to slightly misplaced morals adopted from their tough island background.
Jamaican Parents believe that financial support is synonymous with parenting.
by Aunt Leslie July 26, 2017
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shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.
Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.
by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017
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3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.
My 3rd parent is coming to my game.
by Septdee June 22, 2018
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Kayla Pareng

She's the shortest person you'll ever come across , bad mouths random people 🤣🤣 looks like trippie redd if he was asian and is very much an asshole
she's very much a Kayla pareng, very annoying I must say
by isep kontol gw November 17, 2021
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