To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.
by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006
Get the panda holemug. When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
Get the Kung fu pandamug. by JesusLovesMe131 April 4, 2009
Get the Kung Fu Pandamug. An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.
The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS
by Dead Panda Society October 29, 2008
Get the Dead Panda Societymug. by CostaRica7 February 24, 2012
Get the Red Pandamug. by bobtheghost21 August 22, 2009
Get the purple ninja pandamug. A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can
by Rompinthomspon May 27, 2018
Get the bored pandamug.